From the Mouth of Kyley

This child cracks me up!  She says some of the funniest things.  I really need to get better at documenting them. Let me preface this....In the car yesterday morning, Hailey and Kyley were talking about how Santa Claus can see you all of the time and can tell if you are being naughty or nice.  Last night Kyley was outside and I really needed her to go in so I could sneak some things into the house without her seeing them.....finally....

Me:  Ky, Santa is going to put you on the naughty list because you are not obeying.

Kyley:  No he won't!

Me:  Oh really?

Kyley:  Yeah, because I stole his naughty list.

Me:  You did?

Kyley:  Yep, with my rocket boots.  I flew up there and stole it.

Me:  You did?

Kyley (whispering with her hands cupping her mouth):  And we can't give it back to him.

Me:  Why not?

Kyley (still whispering):  Because then he will put me on the naughty list.

All I could do was shake my head.  Where does she come up with this?  Hailey would try to convince me she was good.  No, not Kyley, she tells a whole story and admits she is naughty.